Thursday, June 05, 2008

Should Obama select a non-African to be his Vice-President?

Should Obama select a white person such as Hillary Clinton to be his Vice-President?

Barack Obama must make the important decision of choosing a running mate. The power structure in America has always been set up so that a white man would choose another white man to be the Vice President. But Barack Obama has changed that forever.

Sadly, Obama will have to consider choosing a white person for the role. Naturally, this presents a number risks. Is there a white person out there that Obama can trust? Someone who won't try to assassinate Obama to gain power? (We saw this happen in 1963 with the Kennedy killing).

By selecting a white person Obama may gain more votes but he could lose much in the way of his own security. I will do my best to advise Obama in the coming weeks on this matter.

21 comments:

tim bob said...

I know you've used the joke about being one of Obama's campaign advisors before, and it should be old hat by now, but every time I read that joke I get a case of uncontrollable giggles, as I think to myself: "Wow! Just imagine the possibility of the man who holds the nuclear launch codes being advised by RED!"

And then I start off on another round of giggles.

Anonymous said...

I love how the google ad on this page is an advertisement in Spanish for "predicting the sex of your baby".

I think it should be an ad for predicting the ethnicity of your baby.

chinua said...

I think that Obama should choose a white running mate. Choosing a black running mate will be the same as choosing not to be elected. I think you should tell him that.

I did not know Kennedy was killed by his vice president, but I am still trying to understand the constitution, so I have not learned those other things.

Anonymous said...

The level of your ignorance and hatred would be entertaining if it were not for the fact that you actually teach it.

Old Iron said...

Insistance of labelling anyone not a Black American as a "Non-African"? -Check

Picture of the two democrats that were running aginst each other in front of a huge flag of Che? -Check check

Creating a conspiracy by tieing in the assassination of JFK to Obama? -Check check double-check

Stating that you are going to personally advise the Obama campaign about this? -too much ceck-ity to COUNT

Pure explosion of cemedic goodness?

SCORE.

Anonymous said...

I am thankful there are people like Truth First who will stand up for the black community and tell it like it is.

chinua said...

Do you have any references you could give for the Kennedy assasination? I found sources that said he was assasinated by the FBI or the CIA, but not about the vice president. Can you help me out?

Tim Bob said...

I get that you don't want to turn your blog into a movie review site, but you brought up the subject of Indiana Jones, and I think after all that, it wouldn't be that big a deal to just post a comment telling us whether you liked the movie or not, and what you did or didn't like about it?

Old Iron said...

THE WEIGHT OF RED'S OPINIONS RULES MY LIFE!!!!!!1!1eleventy!!11!!

LEAD US OH GREAT ONE!!!!

-Sorry about that, I directed some of my Obama worship in your direction by accident. I need to learn how to contain that...

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Lijah said...

I was talking to Barack on Friday about this very issue, and he told me he didn't really think he would be able to choose a black running mate and still win the election.

But he wouldn't tell me much more than that.

Anonymous said...

why do you leave messages on your own blog pretending to be anonymous, and why do you and Iijah keep thinking your advisors to Barack, when infact your sad little racist teachers

Truth First said...

This is Truth First speaking. After reading all your comments I have realised that i am indeed a twat. It's just that being a retarded nerd is so hard that i sometimes do or write stupid things. I have no control over it, so i urge you all to ignore all future posts by me. And just to clarify, I DO NOT advise Barrack Obama about anything. Infact I have never even met him, except in my homosexual fantasies. Also, any anonymous comments that praise me or doesn't call me a racist asshole was infact written by me. Blacks and Whites should live in peace and harmony.

TRUTH FIRST said...

No, I am the real TRUTH FIRST!!! The last comment was made by an imposter that is seeking to advance race relations and promote good will amongst all races!!!

TURN YOUR EYES FROM THIS BLASPHEMER!!!

tim bob said...

Hey, cut it out guys, let Red have his fun without trying to spoil it!

tim bob said...

Wow, Red - do you realize it's been a half a month since you last posted on here? How do you expect to keep Obama from getting elected if you don't keep up with posting stuff about him on a regular basis?

Anonymous said...

this is the strangest blog I have run across, I was just surfing about Obama,, the birth certificate, is it a joke?
or just heavy on the ganj

Anonymous said...

You are a fungal creature!

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