Friday, October 24, 2008

A Message to the people of America

President Barack Obama

Very soon Barack Obama will be your new President. This is a reality you cannot alter or escape from. It is fact. It is history. It is justice for the world.

Many of you have seen the light and have accepted the truth. And we thank you for your support and aid in electing Barack Obama.

To those who have rejected the truth you have no reason to fear Barack Obama. He is wise and just and he will follow the principals followed by his African forefathers. Barack Obama is the son of Kings and Queens who started human civilization thousands of years ago. Barack Obama remembers his heritage and his obligations to the Truth, Justice and the Future.

Barack Obama understands what is wrong and what needs to be done. Barack Obama has intelligence and vision that has lasted for over a millennium. Barack Obama was born with the appropriate ways of thinking, speaking, and acting and this will inspire you to be liberated for now there is no shackle which can keep you enslaved.

An African Proverb tell us: “Then command the servant, thusly: Make an Elder's staff causing my son to stand in my place I will instruct him through the speech of the listeners and the counsels of the first of the ancients who listened to the divinities. In so doing troubles will be removed from the people.”

Barck Obama is here now to listen, to instruct and will lead you to your new life.

America will have a new start. A change to right itself. A change to correct its wrongs and address its sins. If you support change that will bring forth social and economic justice, you will stand with Barack Obama. Those who have been denied justice in America will get justice. Those will have been denied opportunity will be given opportunity. Those will falsely imprisoned will be freed. Those who are guilty will be punished. America’s salvation is at hand.

Those who have profited in America will play a role helping others. Justice requires equality and fairness and those who have the means will now be fair and will contribute to equality.

Stand with Barack Obama and you will be honored you for your work, sacrifice, dedication and devotion on behalf of all oppressed peoples.

Stand with Barack Obama and you will be honored and celebrated and remembered in song and praise and by your children.

41 comments:

millie said...

I love the way you started out your post by saying "Hi, I'm a stupid moron who knows nothing about the meaning of the word 'history', so you should not pay any attention to anything I say from hereon in."

True to your advice, I stopped reading after the first paragraph. I hope there wasn't anything important after that.

Anonymous said...

NOBAMA

Anonymous said...

you're just a giant sack of crap, spewing out nonsense.

i have an idea for you: leave my country. immediately. do not pass Go; do not collect $200.

Anonymous said...

Your poll,
screw it.
If Obama loses, why are you turning that to race? Fair and square if he either wins or loses.

BTW, do not count you chickens before they hatch, McCain could still walk away being President.

Mike said...

Clearly you are either an unskilled Republican moby or completely deranged.

Anonymous said...

Now we understand why all of his supports treat him as a Messiah. I didn't see the paragraph wher we white peolpe will be marched of an SHOT!

Anonymous said...

Absolutely amazing: what happens to those who do not acknowledge Obama as THE MAN? And, history is not something that hasn't happened yet.
You are clearly a socialist, and it is people like you who are going to seek Obama, who is a socialist, and it is people like the socialist Obama that will bring down Pelosi, the socialist, and Reid, the socialist.
You need to study real history. You will see that in the last century alone, no socialist nation has ever survived without outside help.
You need to wake up and realize that you cannot progress by destroying those who are richer than you are. All you can do is make he and you poor. Then things will truly be equal.
Capitalism and Democracy are the only way you can pull yourself out of the misery you evidently live in.
Stop envying and hating those in power, and empower yourself: learn a marketable skill, and work hard to sell yourself and improve yourself. And then pass it on. When you succeed, and you will, you will have done so without the help of BHO or an oppressive government.
I wish you the best of luck.

Anonymous said...

I know the Messiah, and he's no messiah

Anonymous said...

What you describe is fascism.

Anonymous said...

This site isn't nearly as funny now that TIMBOB got done...

Anonymous said...

I love the part about his African Forefathers, didn't Africans sell their own people to the Europeans as slaves? Let's hope that doesn't happen here IF he does win.Just to be clear, I have no problem with a black American becoming President, I just have a problem with a Socialist lapdog becoming President.

With all this talk of fairness, let me pose a question. How is taking something from 1 person that worked hard to earn that education to make a decent living, and giving it to someone that wasted their own chances fair?

Everyone in this country has the chance to make something of themselves, they just have to want it bad enough to work for it. If that wasn't true, then Obama would not be where he is now. The problem is, too many people in this country (not race exclusive either) just want a handout

Anonymous said...

I profited and helping others by giving them my money isn't my duty. Thanks, but no thanks.

Anonymous said...

Fuck. You.

Anonymous said...

I am a white Afican, my family has been there for 319 years.

I left Zimbabwe for America because I was sick and tired of living under a marxist tribal bully.

Tribalism kills in Africa.

Headlines show a bunch of Africans chopping each other up? Nothing new, has always been so, will always be so. They like it that way, it is the natural order of things African.

It is the continent of the big man who is free to plunder 'till the next big man unseats (or beheads) him.

Liberals, disabuse yourselves that Africa will ever be peacefully democratic.

Be realistic and consider the bloody history of post colonial Africa.

Colonialism was the single most benign blessing ever bestowed on a brutal and primitive continent.

The best thing that could happen to Africa is recolonization, a process China is undertaking as we write.

Africa will always be a vassal continent, her people serfs, serving powers which only demand her minerals and wealth.

Do not expect Western habits and mores from Africa -- these are foreign virtues incomprehensible to the natives.

Uncle Joe Koba said...

Wow. What an enlightening blog.

Anonymous said...

This is a funny post. It was meant to be funny right? Seriously, justice is being allowed to keep what you've earned. If, and I stress the if, Obama is elected you will see several of his promises evaporate. He's buying the votes of the poor, he'll cut the taxes for a year, then he'll raise them to pay for all the spending he'll increase. His promise to cut spending to pay for spending is either wishful thinking or smoke and mirrors.

Anonymous said...

Time to oil my guns.

Anonymous said...

This guy is nothing more than a racist bigot, promoting an agenda of hate. The so-called race wars along as there are people on both sides spouting garbage like this.

Anonymous said...

Why does everyone forget that Obama is a half white american who can trace his family tree all the way back to the first colonisers from England.

Moonshiner said...

FOAD

Anonymous said...

Africa is a poor nation that is in economic distress. Why would you idolize a nation that stands in last place in the world market?
My ancestors came to America with no money and couldn’t speak English. In America they opened a tailoring shop and became extremely wealthy. With Obama as president my ancestors would have been penalized for “making it.” For those of you who are not ambitious and use the federal government as a crutch, please leave our country and take Obama with you.

Kelly said...

You are a sad, sad person filled with hate. All I can do is feel sorry for you.

Anonymous said...

Obama sucks out loud. He will destroy the United States.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Obama can turn the USA into another Zimbabwe or Sudan or Uganda or Rwanda. Or maybe even another Kenya.

You bloody idiot.

Anonymous said...

"The African people were the first people on Earth. We created the world's greatest civilizations and learned the ways of the universe."

The next part of this fantasy ought to be: And those civilizations progressed, and we did not. They became civilized, and we did not.

We are still much the same as we were thousands of years ago: backward and primitive.

We do not deserve to be celebrated, and we should not be emulated.

Selm said...

This blog is hilarious. Not yet clear if the author believes in his own bullshit, or if that's a clever way to expose some of the myths behind the Obama Candidacy. Oh, by the way, you forgot to link Nation of Islam, Acorn and other groups in your links section. That's a real pity !

Rip said...

Paraphrasing something Lloyd Benson said in the 1988 VP debate...Truth First, I know Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ is a friend of mine, and your presidential candidate, Barack Obama is no Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ wouldn't allow babies to be aborted at all, much less at full term, Jesus Christ wouldn't preach hate and racism much less listen to a man who did for 30 years, Jesus Christ wouldn't pal around with an unrepentant terrorist. He'd tell him, "Go and sin no more." Jesus Christ would tell the rich to help the poor, but he wouldn't steal their money to do it. Jesus Christ wouldn't tell the government to be his hands and his feet, he'd tell his followers to be his hands and feet....oh wait, he already said that.

Anonymous said...

Professor Red must be so proud. There are more than three people that read this entry!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Good God Above -- the author of this piece is a full blown loon.
Or, is this satire? Could be satire? Reads like satire to the sane.
God help us.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you could write coherently, you wouldn't need handouts from politicians in order to get by in life.

Newsflash: You have no right to live off the earnings of others. We're not your slaves. Learn to read, get a job, then maybe you won't need government goons stealing other people's money for you.

You marxists make me puke. Learn some history, you useful idiot. 100,000,000 dead last century just wasn't enough? Get a clue.

Anonymous said...

After looking through a dozen or more posts, I think this blog is a joke, literally. I think the author of all this crap is actually just toying with the sane.

I suppose it is possible to be this ignorant and full of pure raw bullshit, but you'd have to be living in a primative tribe somewhere in Africa to actually be that ignorant and full of bullshit.

Moreover, because a person that full of ignorance could only be found dancing around a fire with bones in their nose, in some tribe somewhere in dark Africa, that person would not be wired for internet nor literate nor capable of typing... so, you wouldn't be doing a blog.

Ergo, my hunch is, this blog is all a big fat joke.

BTW: Do a search for Earth at Night or light pollution or similar. Look at Africa at night. It's one dark place. Not a whole lot of progressive, modern, civilized living going on there.

BTW Two: In defense of primitive peoples around the world, you would not have to be in Africa to be this primitive and ignorant of the way the world works. You could be in the Amazon or the Outback or parts of Asia, or parts of Chicago, Philly, New York, St Louis, etc. Indeed, there are pockets of such ignorance and such primitive darkness all over the world.

Anonymous said...

"BTW Two: In defense of primitive peoples around the world, you would not have to be in Africa to be this primitive and ignorant of the way the world works. You could be in the Amazon or the Outback or parts of Asia, or parts of Chicago, Philly, New York, St Louis, etc. Indeed, there are pockets of such ignorance and such primitive darkness all over the world."

Funny, those were all of Obama's campaign stops.

Anonymous said...

I only had to read the first two sentences to see that the person who wrote it is an idiot! He/she ended his sentence with a preposition. I'm sure this is over the writer's head...but smarter people will understand it.

If everyone read this post, Obama would not be elected. From my mouth to God's ears!

Tom the Redhunter said...

Maybe I'm slow, but is this blog a parody of an Obama supporter, or does the author really support Obama?

The scary thing is I can't tell.

The Obama movement is such a cult that it has brought us to this point.

Anonymous said...

I gotta be honest. I don't think this is a good thing that so many people posted replies on this post - Professor Red is going to start thinking that people actually care what he has to say.

runningtheasylum said...

This is a spoof.

Right???

Anonymous said...

Spoof? It could be, but there is a picture in the About Me section, but no indication of who is who in the picture.

Anonymous said...

Oh...and "visible" is misspelled in the poll.

Anonymous said...

LOL, GMAB!

Anonymous said...

Cultist.

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