Monday, March 09, 2009

Africans being compared to a mythical beast

"The shape of this creature's head somewhat resembled a Negro's."

"The shape of this creature's head somewhat resembled a Negro's. The head was higher at the back than at the front. The nose was broad and flat. The lips and chin protruded farther than its nose. But the hair that covered it, leaving bare only the parts of its face around the mouth, nose and ears, made it resemble an animal as much as a human. None of this hair, even on the back of its head, was longer than an inch, and that on its face was much shorter. Its ears were shaped like a human's ears. But its eyes were small and black like a bear's. And its neck also was unhuman. Thicker and shorter than any man's I had ever seen."

William Roe's Sworn Affidavit - White man

I, W. Roe of the City of Edmonton, in the province of Alberta make oath and say,

(1) That the exhibit A attached to this, my affidavit, is absolutely true and correct in all details.

Sworn before me in the City of Edmonton, Province of Alberta, this 26th day of August, A.D. 1957.

(Signed) William Roe
(Signed) by W.H. Clark
Assistant Claims Agent
Number D.D. 2822

13 comments:

Tony said...

Okay so in 1957, some random person in Canada said bigfoot's head looks somewhat like an african's head?

That is kind of a stretch even for you.

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Anonymous said...

Where are your sources? As a professor, you should have plenty of those prepared.

Anonymous said...

a fork has four tines, so a threek is a fork with three tines, a fork with two tines must be a twook, and a fork with one tine is a wunk.

sammy the seal said...

In like a lion, out like a lamb...

Anonymous said...

ah...the rain is falling. what a wonderful sound!

Beans said...

Death to you white men! You Ice People have nothing on us Sun People. You are vile an immoralle. We are the true sons of the Earth. You shall all see your death whilest we are all abored the Mother Ships form outter space witch orbit the Earth. You will die and we will live cause we are the Sun and you are the Ice. It is a FACT!!!

Anonymous said...

YOU R A FUCKING RACIST CUNT. I HOPE U DIE.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a mongoloid longshoreman...with tits...
almost as disturbing as the jug-eared puppet in the White House

Anonymous said...

Damn, Beans, you should look into decaf crack

Anonymous said...

...and some spelling lessons

Anonymous said...

Except for the hair, reports of bigfoot are PERFECT descriptions of the typical feral inner city negro - sloping forehead, sagittal crest, flat gorilla nose, jutting ape muzzle, awful stench, distrust of humans, unintelligible grunting and snorting noises.

That brings to mind the old question: What's the difference between bigfoot and an intelligent, hard-working negro?

People occasionally claim to SEE bigfoot.